1. In 2 months I’m going to be closer to 30 than 20 and it freaks me the fuck out

2. My stubborness (is that a word?) is the reason for 95% of problems in my life

3. I think the concept of Daylight Savings Time is complete bullshit. We don’t have it in AZ, and we’ve survived for years

4. I’m horrible at managing my own money

5. I drink too much because the tire around my belly is getting thicker and I’m starting to look like the michelin man

6. My mom and dad are cooler than I give them credit for. Everybody else I’m unfortunately related to are assholes (is an asshole?)

7. My grammar sucks. Always has.

8. I have this sudden urge to buy an apartment, but let’s be real…I can’t afford that shit

9. Facebook is fucking evil

10. My friends are better than yours. True Story.